|Wanda vs Wander|
|Release Date||March 8th, 2014|
|Previous||Morph vs Wallace and Gromit|
|Next||Tom and Jerry vs Itchy and Scratchy|
|Actors||Felix Tom |
Wanda vs Wander is the fifth installment of Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles. It features the galactic cowboy, Wander, rapping against the charming fairy god mother, Wanda. It was released on March 8th, 2014.
You see Wander, you're fairly odd rhymes are no match for mine!
You're so dumb, maybe someday you'll get an IQ over nine!
I'll throw you Over Yander, at least my name and show is original!
Friendliest Face in outer space? All of your wordplay is dull,
I'm a mature godparent, you're a galactic cowboy!
I would have my Timmy make a wish, but I don't need magic to destroy!
This annoying orange creature with no wit and sense of humor,
With a brain like that, It's pretty obvious you've got a tumor!
If you think you can win, then your as dumb as Cosmo,
Why don't you grant me a wish, I wish for you not to be such a dumbo!
I'm actually nice, and have a decent, enjoyable cartoon series,
While your show is just you being a slave for Timmy!
I took on Bloo, so you're gonna lose, I'm not even in the mood!
To get through, this tiny whore, I'll stomp you with my nonexistant shoes!
Just get out! Quit granting wishes, and get back to the kitchen,
I'll own you any wise, I don't wanna hear your bitching!
Hi! I'm Cosmo, and I like to rap really goodly!
But first I'll show your stinking ass my mystery meat!
Whoops wrong show, anyway, I'm going to turn you into a frog!
I'm probably smarter than you, so go back to space, dawg!
Yay, I used a rap word, do you like that Timmy?
I wish this dumb animal would be put to sleep, permenantly!
I think that's in the rules, your death will be purple, but tragic!
Timmy, Wanda, and Cosmo:Edit
You Boso! You should've learned not to play with magic!
SHUT THE FUDGE UP! I can't even stand both of your voices!
I have one of the best cartoons, so you don't even have a choice!
Timmy you can't talk, you get abused, and don't have friends, you dyke!
I'll run you over like a deer or buck, 'cause that's what your teeth look like!
Cosmo, you're retarded and green, you're more like a clown!
Nickelodeon can't match Disney so you must go away now,
Why do I even need to diss you out, your crap is already childish!Later Haters! I owned you and your fairly odd parents, Bitch!
- The title cards during the announcer segment are reversed.