|Tom and Jerry vs Itchy and Scratchy|
|Release Date||March 26th, 2014|
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|Actors||Zander Kanack |
|Rappers||Tom Cat |
Anthony Perry as himself (Cameo)
Tom and Jerry:Edit
(Tom in Bold, Jerry in Italics, Both are Underlined)
You're getting cancelled soon? Wow that really blows!
Are you serious? You guys aren't even a real TV show!
Scratchy, you're a pussy, you're scared of a small mouse,
If you don't get out of this house, I will get my claws out!
I faced a lot of cartoon characters, don't forget I have wits!
You were on the Simpsons? I don't give two shits!
I'll karate chop you into pieces, I'm a fat cat ninja!
You can call us Ben and Jerry 'cause our raps will freeze ya!
Itchy and Scratchy:Edit
(Itchy in Bold, Scratchy in Italics, Both are Underlined)
I'm gonna cut me a new coat out of these pussy pricks!
Your terrible rhymes sucked more than your movie did!
Been going 20 years, and we're still standing strong!
If you're trying to make something funny, you're doing it wrong!
We're more violent, this is like Family Guy to Mickey Mouse,
You don't wear clothes except for going to the beach? That's foul!
I'll burn you in an open fire, melting you Ben and Jerry!
Your voices are more annoying than Anthony Perry's!
Tom and Jerry:Edit
Sure you may be more violent, but here's a good question,
Who's the classic? Us! And no one gives you affection!
Itchy and Scratchy? a good slapstick name is something you lack,
We got a shit ton of movies, I dare you both to top that!
You are not hardcore, you bastards should be on the Disney Channel,
Wouldn't be so surprising since you frickin' ruined Krusty The Clown!
You're crappy 10 second episodes could never match our show!
Should've thought before going up in Tom and Jerry's zone!
Who let the dogs out? I'm a Pooch, you're both douches,
It's not my fault your show is terrible, I'll abuse this!
You're sick, just like I'm sick on the mic, dude!
You both need to calm down before it's animal abuse!
I'm owning you, I'm chill and mean with my skill,
I'm a dog, look at the food chain, I'll make you both ill!
You two need to take a lesson from this pimp, son!
Itchy, Scratchy, and Poochie:Edit
Your stupid show will never be as good as The Simpsons!