|Tobuscus vs PewDiePie|
|Release Date||April 5th, 2013|
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|Actors||Cameron Greely |
How's it goin', bros? It's PewwwDiePie!
By the end, this spoiled mama's boy's going to die!
You're a 28 year old barrel living with his mom, it gets me pissed,
I'm about to rap smash in your face, ULTIMATE BROFIST!
You think you'll diss me? Ugh, I DON'T CARE!
I'll burn this noob on both sides of the sideburns of his hair,
You've ripped off so much from me, It should be considered a crime,
Just call me Ao Oni, It's Raping Time!
Hello once again, Audience, now you get the chance,
To watch me dis out this Swedish punk in this new Tobuscus Rant!
You have Amnesia if you think you can beat me in this test,
You're an EPIC FAIL! Prepare to be stoned to death!
You fear me more than all those horror games that you've conquered,
I'll beat you so fast, you'll think it's Need for Speed, Sponsor!
You and your whole Bro Army have just been beaten,
I'm done with you now, roll the next foe, Steven!
You're just jealous that you have no place in the Bro Army!
Your Audience is a bunch of 8 year olds, just try and harm me!
You seem to bode well with all your channel's hate,
Someone tries trolling me? Chairmode Activate!
You're afraid of Slender Man? Why the Hell are you even trying?
Prepare for a lot of female screaming, cursing, and crying!
Happy Wheels? Walking Dead? You wanna be me, end of story!
And as for you and Gabuscus, well that's self explanatory!
God DANGIT, I'm not here to take cheapshots from a queer!
What, are you too lazy to play games after you shave your beard?
You say I'm afraid, but you're in no place to take action,
You have to Google kitten pictures after your pansy reactions!
I can swing my Diamond Sword, come at me if you dare,
I can make millions laugh, and I don't even need to swear!
Raps so hot, you'll bring your whole Army to try and fight this,
In a second, you'll be seeing Darkness, Redness, and Whiteness!
Nobody watchs LazyVlogs, TobyGames has no Game!
It took you three freaking channels just to amount to my fame!
Your channel's beginning to die, and I ain't gonna lie,
But Tobuscus is the reason YouTube made Unsubscribe!
Calm down, stop screaming, you're making our ears bleed,
Why don't you focus on your game and drop the ADHD?
It's Game Over now, and everyone knows that you lost,
Bless your face, if you sneezed during this video, Bless you, peace off!