|The Grinch vs Jack Skellington (ECMRB)|
|Release Date||December 22nd, 2014|
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|Actors||Dan Maloney |
|Rappers||The Grinch |
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Gotta give it to you Jack, you’re the weakest Monster I've ever seen,
Tim Burton can fuck off, I'm the real green mean machine!
Make a big grin, cause I have a big plan on winning,
I thought you were scarier when your ass was singing!
You disgrace, you kidnapped Santa, and got Christmas cancelled,
Cause you're intelligent is less than “Zero”, I’ll leave you trampled!
Compared to me, you’re such a oogie boogie baby!
I’ll rip you apart than stitch you back like that bitch Sally!
Watch as Jack Skeleton roasts these fury Scrooge bitch,
You green fool, you'll be dead night before Christmas!
The people in Whosville probably never wanted you alive,
Call me Jack Frost, cause I'm frosting you with cold rhymes!
You sound like an old mental freak, even more in your movie,
This will be a great win, mixing green slush like a smoothie!
I'm the skeleton of the night, I'll crush this weak doodle!
So get back in your cave, and abusing your poodle!
Out of all the Christmas Jacks, its you I hate,
Facing an emo failure wannabe, I’ll use that as bait!
I rule Christmas and I’ll have that skeleton face wiped clean,
You don’t belong here Jack, get your ass back to Halloween!
Whats this, whats this, Grinch getting taken down!
This time, you lost as the pumpkin king takes the crown!
Messing with this classy jolly monster, you’ll be left as a corpse kid,
So shut the fuck up, cause you're annoying voice left my ears ringing!
Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo:Edit
Stop being so bossy you two, look who came out your rear!
Reindeer and Snowman are gay, I'm one who brings Christmas cheer!
Your rhymes are shit, but not the shit that's me,
Are you gonna cry Grinch? looks like you need a "Hankey!"
Screw Santa, I'm what matters, take it from a poo, you reek,
Thinking you're better then me, then you must of met Toweile!
Kyle Broski believes in my victory, you should too,
Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo, he's small and brown, he comes from you!