The Flash vs Sonic the Hedgehog. Intense Rap Battles of Craziness 13

The Flash vs Sonic the Hedgehog. Intense Rap Battles of Craziness 13.

The Flash vs Sonic the Hedgehog (IRBoC)
Battle Information
Release Date July 16th, 2013
Number 13
Views <19,000
Length 2:31
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Other Information
Actors Joey H
Adam (UBERocity)
Rappers The Flash
Sonic the Hedgehog

The Flash vs Sonic the Hedgehog is the thirteenth installment of Intense Rap Battles of Craziness. It features speedy DC superhero, The Flash, against Sega's speedy blue hedgehog, Sonic. It was released on July 16th, 2013.


Joey H as The Flash

Adam (UBERocity) as Sonic the Hedgehog


The Flash:Edit

You blue fluff-ball, you wanna see real speed?

Obviously since you're battling me!

I'm the fastest man in the world, you can't compete,

I'll beat you to any shotgun, so you can take the backseat!

I'm saving lives while you're busy sucking Shadow's ass,

Like Silver, I'm ahead of you, change your name to brass!

I'm the OS, that means original speed star,

C'mon if you'd like, I'll give you a head start!

Sonic the Hedgehog:Edit

I speed faster than sound, there's not a chance you can compare,

How the hell will you even hit me when I'm freaking everywhere!

So show me whatcha got, Flash, I'm sure it won't be much,

I'll finish you quick like that chili dog I ate for lunch!

I'm the face of Sega, you're a Justice League flop,

Just try winning, ha! I'm already on top!

You're as annoying as Amy and more useless than Cream,

One time I lost a race, that was only a dream!

The Flash:Edit

So you're faster than sound, well, how about light?

You can only run because you don't how to fight!

I was a football player, so here's the game plan,

I'm gonna run circles around you while you suck off Eggman!

And for god sake, don't get me started on your theme song,

You can keep rapping, you probably won't last long!

My raps are so great, you oughta be in a fix,

Your raps are so bad, worse than Sonic '06!

Sonic the Hedgehog:Edit

Sure, Emeralds give me power, but I'm still stronger than you,

At least I don't run around in a gay red spandex suit!

I'm a brawler you bawler, you can call me the shot caller,

My name is Sonic, boy, kill you like a shock collar!

You call yourself fast, Flash, but don't blink or you'll miss it,

You're all bruised up, do you need Vector to kiss it?

Let me see how fast you can run after you stub your toe,

All I have to say is you're too slow!

Who Won?

The poll was created at 00:50 on October 19, 2015, and so far 3 people voted.