Squidward vs Benson - Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles Season 2

Squidward vs Benson - Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles Season 2

Squidward vs Benson
Soundcloud Cover
Battle Information
Release Date September 18th, 2014
Number 12
Views <500,000
Length 2:14
Previous Sonic vs Road Runner
Next Horrid Henry vs Dennis the Menace
Other Information
Actors WoodenHornets
Rappers Benson
Squidward Tentacles
Squidward vs Benson is the twelfth installment of Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles. It features the annoyed squid, Squidward Tentacles, against the angry candy machine, Benson. It was released on September 18th, 2014..


WoodenHornets as Benson

JMB as Squidward Tentacles



Mordecai and Rigby, take this asshole away to put him under the sea!

No matter how much you complain, your ass is now working for me!

Oh wait, I don’t hire slackers that kiss other people's asses

No wonder everyone in Bikini Bottom thinks that you’re a bastard!

Do I even need to try? I can get Skips to fuck up your squid ass,

And your nose is bigger than Mr. Krabs' weird fetish for cash!

How can you even battle, even Patrick thinks that you’re a prick!

Grow some balls, no one wants to get near that Bikini Bottom dick!

Squidward Tentacles:Edit

Could you be quiet?! I’m trying to play my clarinet, you’re being rude!

Quit rapping and go back to shouting at employee's for being better than you!

You’re a candy machine with his patience too small!

My voice is annoying? You sound like you’ve been kicked in your gumballs!

I don’t even need to swear to say that your show shouldn’t be on TV,

You need to stop being a little bitch, and this is coming from me!

You're gonna lose, you're gonna prove, that you’re a hypocrite and a liar!

I'm gonna break your nose, because this time YOU’RE FIRED!


Yes, I am a candy machine, thats why my rhymes are fucking sweet!!

You work at the Krusty Krab, this isn't the first time you've tasted defeat!

You slacker! Stop holding that clarinet like its a god damn dildo!

Face it you’re gay, it says it in your name, Mr. Tentacles!

You’re the reason your show sucks just like your career!

A mutated squid trying to rap is the last thing that I fear!

Stop slacking, your music is like your career, pure dirt!

Now stop sucking SpongeBob's dick and GET BACK TO WORK!


WHAT WORK?! I’m not the one with a dispenser as a vagina!

You don’t belong in a cartoon you belong in a fast food diner!

I’ll lyrically beat you too death, your glass head will shatter!

I would ink you till you're blind, but I have to control my bladder!

I’m under the sea, you’re just some washed up turd!

I’m about to leave you more embarrassed than when you say that word!

Take anger management, and stop yelling you're making my ears bleed,

And those so called rhymes you're spitting is just like you're job, plain shitty!

Who Won?

The poll was created at 23:01 on January 7, 2015, and so far 62 people voted.

Benson vs Squidward - Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battle Season 3

Benson vs Squidward - Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battle Season 3

Squidward vs Benson
Squidward vs Benson Cover
SoundCloud Cover
Battle Information
Release Date June 18, 2017 (YouTube)
May 25, 2017 (SoundCloud)
Number 33
Views 113,000+
Length 2:43
Previous Uncle Grandpa vs Goku
Next Lapis Lazuli vs Flame Princess
Other Information
Actors WoodenHornets
Rappers Benson
Squidward Tentacles
Cameos Mordecai
SpongeBob SquarePants
Patrick Star

Squidward vs Benson is the 33rd installment of Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles and also a remake of the Season 2 battle of the same name. It features the annoyed squid, Squidward Tentacles, against the angry candy machine, Benson. It was released on June 18, 2017.

Cast Edit

WoodenHornets as Benson

JMB as Squidward Tentacles

Frenzy as Mordecai (cameo)

TheSuperplushybros as Rigby (cameo)

Skeep☆Tieel as SpongeBob SquarePants (cameo)

SuperThingsOnCups as Patrick Star (cameo)


Patrick (Intro):Edit

Once upon a time, there were two ugly barnacles...

And they decided to have a rap battle...


(Benson is in Plain, Mordecai is in Italics, Rigby is Underlined, Mordecai and Rigby at the same time is in Bold)

I’m past passing the salt when a battle’s on the table

Burning you harder than your cooking when I diss the distasteful

I’m killin’ you on this mic; you’ll finally meet your Hopes and Dreams

I’ve seen you more fired up when you were pistachio ice cream!

Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost’s show’s support is out of life

Cause I’m steppin’ on you like it was the beach or you’re on Strike

What I spit shocks; Rigby! My verse’s wiring is faulty (ugghhh)

You reside in the ocean, it’s no wonder you’re salty (OOOOHHH!)


I drive a cheap bargain for a Naive Man From Lolliland

Cause with a Jinx, you flip worth being thrifted or thrown a trash can

Try to Think Positive, because you’re just sore from losin’

But you still happen to be a bigger douche than Susan

I like to shatter glass-domed slackers when I see ‘em!

You’re trippin’ on your own gumballs; 2 in the AM PM

Kit to gumball machines: leave them in a one-fifty Piece

Please just leave so I can play my Clarinet in peace


Quit slacking on these beats, Pinocchio! Yeah chill out, dude!

Mordecai can’t compare when it comes to your rude attitude

You’re a suck-up, kissed a Krab’s butt; makes me wonder why I bother

In this ‘Fiasco!’; I bring ‘The Power’ to blow a Squid Out of Water

I spit it hotter, your whole verse was dragged-on like a Golf Cart

You’re like the Dali of the deep sea if he’d sucked at making art!

Let me ‘Rap it Up’ here, lyrical structure’s what you require

Serving burns to roast Smoked Calamari because you’re fired!


(Squidward is in Plain, SpongeBob is Underlined)

...Still here? I’d thought you beat it and hit on your drums

I kick a Squid outta my House if he doesn’t take my Fancy-son

The only thing you’d rock is banding with Pat like Krabs for a buck

SPONGEBOB! He wants to be served, Grilled Cheese Deluxe (Okay, Squidward!)

(ARGH!) This Cheezers sleazeball is making me go bananas

When I Say That Word, he’s lost his hair or battle to bandanas

You’re more full of McFluff than one of your cats on the internet

Your ugly mug’s the World’s Best Boss at Most Likely Sucking Eggs

Patrick (Outro):Edit

The End!


Who won?

The poll was created at 23:44 on June 18, 2017, and so far 30 people voted.