Spongebob Squarepants vs Stewie Griffin. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 1

Spongebob Squarepants vs Stewie Griffin. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Season 1.

Spongebob Squarepants vs Stewie Griffin
Soundcloud Cover
Battle Information
Release Date March 22nd, 2013
Number 5
Views 300,000+
Length 2:08
Previous Dan vs Pinkie Pie
Next Chris Kirkman vs Oishi Kawaii
Other Information
Actors WoodenHornets
Zach Schroeder
Rappers Stewie Griffin
SpongeBob SquarePants
Brian Griffin
Patrick Star

Spongebob Squarepants vs Stewie Griffin is the fifth installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons. It features annoying sea creature, SpongeBob SquarePants, against evil baby, Stewie Griffin. It was released on March 22nd, 2013.


WoodenHornets as Stewie Griffin

SuperThingsOnCups as SpongeBob SquarePants

Zach Schroeder as Brian Griffin

4411marioluigi as Patrick Star


Stewie Griffin:Edit

What the deuce? Am I seriously talking to a sponge?

Give me my money or you will get punched!

Idiot boy! That's what everybody said,

Why are you laughing so much, did you turn the gas on again?

You're friends with a dumb star, a neighbor that hates you,

A krab with a money fetish, and a squirrel with no boobs?

I have a question of every single episode,

Why is there little drops of waters inside of the water dude?

SpongeBob SquarePants:Edit

Hahahaha, what a fun game!

No really, let's get serious today.

I live in a pineapple under the sea,

You're just a evil baby who doesn't grow any feet!

SpongeBob SquarePants, that's me bitch!

This battle's not over, but I already won, now go and take a ditch,

You're deadly presents to your mommy makes you resting and not besting,

You're being molested by Herbert the Pervert! You're like the wicked of the west,

Now try to pass your driving schools test!

You think this is funny? Well I'm not even laughing,

I joined your phone call job, but I'm not gonna be staffing!

Stewie Griffin:Edit

Woah, calm down, it's a rap battle dude!

Geez, if you keep doing this, you'll make me wanna die soon!

SpongeBob SquarePants:Edit

I don't care I just wanna win a thing for once for godsake,

Never got my drivers license yet, can't even make a milkshake!

Stewie Griffin:Edit

Well if you gonna go that far, then here we go.

Brian Griffin:Edit

Do you actully think you're funny? Well the answer is no!

You think your little slimey friend will take me for a stand?

Well I think that the Krusty Krab should've got banned.

You're not faster than the speed of love, you'll get to a block in one day.

Just admit it, you and Patrick are gay.

Patrick Star:Edit

I'm gonna pop you guys like how I pop my bubbles,

I needed a gay person to rap to, not a double.

This guy is Spongebob, and I am Patrick.

SpongeBob SquarePants:Edit

No offence, but you two are dicks! 

Who Won?

The poll was created at 01:16 on May 20, 2015, and so far 6 people voted.