|Sonic vs Road Runner (ECMRB)|
|Release Date||September 4th, 2014|
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|Rappers||Sonic the Hedgehog |
Sonic the Hedgehog vs Road Runner is the eleventh battle of Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles. It features Sega's speedy hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog against Warner Bros' speedy bird, Road Runner. It was released on September 4th, 2014.
Sonic the Hedgehog:Edit
This speedy hedgehogs here to put an end to this,
Chick with no style and slickly outrunning, I’m Sega’s greatest hit!
Been in it it since the nineties, straight from the Green Hill Zone!
When rapping against this blue blur, you’re too slow!
Even Smash Bros wanted me, I brang Mario to his feet!
Meep Meep, prick, Nintendon’t think you can win against me.
Call me the Coyote but this time catching you will be no sweat!
You think you’re fast?! You ain’t seen nothing yet!
“Meep Meep” BITCH, I’ll be road running over you!
I’ll crack you like an Egg-Man, Hedgehogs ain’t blue!
You’re going to need some help from Tails to touch this!
Cause you're crappy disses are even more shit than Sonic 06!
You dropped your chilly dog this time, this is finders keepers!
I can run faster than this spiked prick and I don’t need no sneakers!
You could never catch me, so just give up now,
Once I put you to sleep you’ll literally be Sonic “Underground” (MEEP MEEP)
Sonic the Hedgehog:Edit
You’re not Fast and Furry-ous! Just go back to the zoo.
With the power of the chaos emeralds, now I’ll show you!
(Turns Into Super Sonic)
I’m super sonic, super speed, rhymes so fast, you want’ a piece of me?
Make you bleed, till you’re on you're feet, Zipping along, turn you to KFC
Toxic Rhymes, Spat so fine, hope you don’t mind, but you’re taking some time,
While you’re out of breath, I’ll be hoping you’re alright right at the finish line,
(Turns Back To Normal Sonic)
Ran out of rings, but that doesn’t matter, you fucking idiot,
You should be called Road Walker, cause you can’t run for shit!
All your friends are so cliche, where do I even damn begin?
You’ve got the average creepy chick who’s always getting herself in trouble,
A strong dumb brute who for some reason has spikes on his knuckles,
You’ve got a smart side kick nerd with some cheesy lines for laughs,
And finally a fat evil genius with a perfectly combed mustache!
Like your “original” fan characters; you’ll have no where left to run!
You should've understood, standing up to me, that’s no good!