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Slender Man vs. Baldi's Basics - Video Game Rap Battle

Slender Man vs Baldi's Basics
Slander Man vs Baldi (VGRB) cover
SoundCloud Cover
Battle Information
Release Date July 22, 2018 (SoundCloud)
July 27, 2018 (YouTube)
Number 21
Views 670,000+
Length 3:00 (Audio)
2:50 (Video)
Timeline
Previous PUBG vs Fortnite
Next Sniper vs Widowmaker
Other Information
Actors Cameron Greely
The Stupendium
Rappers Slender Man
Baldi
Cameos Freddy Fazbear
Bendy
The Neighbour
Mama Tattletail
Playtime
Principal of the Thing
Herobrine
It's A Bully
Arts and Crafters
1st Prize
Gotta Sweep
Filename2
Locations Woods
Here School

Slender Man vs Baldi's Basics is the twenty-first installment of Video Game Rap Battles. It features well-known creepypasta, Slender Man, against the titular main antagonist of the Indie horror/edutainment game Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning, Baldi.

Cast Edit

Cameron Greely as Slender Man

The Stupendium as Baldi

Lyrics Edit

Slender Man:Edit

I started to believe this industry can’t get more shallow

Yet Another horrid horror game makes way into my shadow

tall and pale, bald assailant teleporting round a map

but instead of leaving victims dead you give their ass a slap?

Are you serious? I’m furious! People are really fearin’ this?

You’re a slender remake that is meant for pre-k that will never equate to me, period

That’s nearly it, I will sever each leg to crumble your foundation

So step in my elementary for some real education

Baldi:Edit

Wow! There he is, still scaring kids,

Congratulations! You exist!

I figured something awful was in the mist

You’re person proving white people shouldn’t spit

This dated shroud is not allowed

In my school house, you’re flunking out

For those rhymes I’ll award a shiny quarter

Since you’re selling out

I mean you got a movie coming now, sure that will be a smash

Based on every other gaming flick, well you can do the math

Now let’s do my favourite subject, what happens when I subtract

Your head from the rest of your carcass and then split it into halves?

Now class is in session, May I please have your attention

Take this jump rope for suspension, hang from your neck in detention

Your reign of fame has now ended, I’ll sweep the floor with you man

I get madder every verse you fail, get out while you can

Ha haaa

Slender Man:Edit

I’ve got you decoded, the pages I wrote it,

then you went and stole it, put it in your notebooks

repackaged and sold it, to kids but you know it

is me that you owe the, numbers that you’re growin’

I gave you your start, I’ll be your finish

You won’t make it far, now I have risen

I’ll tear out your heart and then

I’m persistin’ to rip you apart, hows that for division?

I’m Slender Man, put you in a hospice there’s no treatment

For when I teach what’s really frightening to Mavis Beacon

I'm the peak of all horror, you are just the trending fad

That is soon to die off right along with Herobrine and FNAF

Baldi:Edit

Let’s look at your results, and based on your grim grading

I can see why you dropped out of school slim shady

I can’t believe it, if you think that verse would make me shudder

Then you’re twisted as your 12 years old's who go and stab each other

Ohhhhhhhh!

PollEdit

Who won?
 
74
 
45
 

The poll was created at 22:08 on July 23, 2018, and so far 119 people voted.