|Sally vs Eyeless Jack|
|Release Date||March 15th, 2014|
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SuperThingsOnCups as Sally (Video)
Mr. Glitches as Eyeless Jack (Video, reused footage)
Hello there, stanger, do you wanna play a game?
It's called "Pin the knife on the Pinata", prepare to feel pain!
I'm alone everyday, but I don't freaking care,
Since you're just a guy who wears a mask, I'm not even that scared,
Peek-a-boo! I can see you in that grave I put you in,
I can kick your ass, and yet I'm a little kid,
You cut your eyes out? Woah! What a little bitch!
Prepare to have an extreme tea party, Mr. Mitch!
It's Eyeless Jack here to pin this eight year old girl!
Since your creepypasta just makes me wanna hurl!
I'll hang you with this jumprope, so you won't be here for long!
Why don't you go back to the store with Uncle John?
You'll be killed by something, in this death race,
When I finish you off, you'll remember my eyeless face!
Your story actually caused fears? Well I don't give any shits!
I'll kill you like I did to Edwin since you're on my hit list!
If you were my dolly, I would take out all your stuffing!
Burn you in the flames of Hell, and I ain't bluffing!
This is MY house, bitch, so how about you leave?
Also, one more thing, Please Play with Me?
When you're wondering why I'm looking at you, don't ask me!
Give up, little child, you've got no place in this fight!
I'm hungry for kidneys now, PREPARE TO SAY YOUR GOODBYES!
- Mr. Glitches said in the comments that he would've played Eyeless Jack if Matthew had just asked him to.