|Professor Oak vs Charles Darwin|
|Release Date||April 6th, 2014|
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|Actors||Cameron Greely |
|Rappers||Professor Oak |
|Cameos||Gary Oak |
Froggy as Charles Darwin (Video)
Hello there, and welcome to the world of your defeat!
Here's some Trainer Tips, from the very best, I cannot be beat!
You spent years on studing evolution of finches alone,
Whereas I could top all your research with a single Thunderstone!
Looks like I've got the highest speed stat in this rap, you'll have to wait your turn,
Spitting firey rhymes, every single time, you'll need a rawest berry for these burns!
You might be a well known scientist, recognized across the world,
But I still cannot tell, are you a boy, or a girl?
I've discovered an anomaly of that no man could think,
Man evolved from the apes, and you must be the missing link!
You've got decades of research and claim to be the very best,
Yet all you have to show from your experience is an empty PokeDex!
And you're the better professor? Ha! That's just out of question!
I was chosen to win this battle, but that's just natural selection!
Bring your animal slaves, Oak, you'd better reset the game,
How can you win this battle if you can't remember your own grandson's name?
You're fighting the truth, now's not the time to do that, I've called your bluff!
You say Pokemon is abuse, but you're the cause of slavery in Africa!
My words echo in your ears as you hear me Mega-Evolve,
I say we hit this monkey-boy with a Pokeball and say "We caught them all!"
That's six generations of beating, head to the Galapagos to retreat,
Forget the 'Dex! In fifteen years I've found seven hundred and nineteen species!
And you're still questioned to date? You've been dead a century!
Your theories are not very effective! You won't make a monkey out of me.
I'm killing this error, doing the world a favor with my acts,
Ignorance begets confidence, and you prove that theory is a fact!
To be a true scientist, you must possess a heart of stone,
But that doesn't mean send a child away to get his mother alone!
You can Thunderbolt me, freeze me in an ice beam and leave me Fire Blasted,
But I win this survival of the fittest, for I am the best adapted!
The revolutionary evolutionary, the world will never be the same,
Looks like I became the champion, bring me to the hall of fame!