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Professor Oak vs. Charles Darwin - Video Game Rap Battle

Professor Oak vs Charles Darwin
Povcd
iTunes Cover
Battle Information
Release Date April 6th, 2014
Number 9
Views <400,000
Length 2:15
Timeline
Previous Slender Man vs Herobrine 2
Next Tobuscus vs PewDiePie 2
Other Information
Actors Cameron Greely
MCGamingFTW
Froggy
JMB
Mat4yo
Rappers Professor Oak
Charles Darwin
Cameos Gary Oak
Ash Ketchum

Professor Oak vs Charles Darwin is the ninth installment of Video Game Rap Battles. It features evolutionist, Charles Darwin against Pokemon teacher, Professor Oak. It was released April 6th, 2014. 

CastEdit

Cameron Greely as Professor Oak

MCGamingFTW as Charles Darwin (Audio)

Froggy as Charles Darwin (Video)

JMB as Gary Oak (cameo)

Mat4yo as Ash Ketchum (cameo)

LyricsEdit

Professor Oak:Edit

Hello there, and welcome to the world of your defeat!

Here's some Trainer Tips, from the very best, I cannot be beat!

You spent years on studing evolution of finches alone,

Whereas I could top all your research with a single Thunderstone!

Looks like I've got the highest speed stat in this rap, you'll have to wait your turn,

Spitting firey rhymes, every single time, you'll need a rawest berry for these burns!

You might be a well known scientist, recognized across the world,

But I still cannot tell, are you a boy, or a girl?

Charles Darwin:Edit

I've discovered an anomaly of that no man could think,

Man evolved from the apes, and you must be the missing link!

You've got decades of research and claim to be the very best,

Yet all you have to show from your experience is an empty PokeDex!

And you're the better professor? Ha! That's just out of question!

I was chosen to win this battle, but that's just natural selection!

Bring your animal slaves, Oak, you'd better reset the game,

How can you win this battle if you can't remember your own grandson's name?

Professor Oak:Edit

You're fighting the truth, now's not the time to do that, I've called your bluff!

You say Pokemon is abuse, but you're the cause of slavery in Africa!

My words echo in your ears as you hear me Mega-Evolve,

I say we hit this monkey-boy with a Pokeball and say "We caught them all!"

That's six generations of beating, head to the Galapagos to retreat,

Forget the 'Dex! In fifteen years I've found seven hundred and nineteen species!

And you're still questioned to date? You've been dead a century!

Your theories are not very effective! You won't make a monkey out of me.

Charles Darwin:Edit

I'm killing this error, doing the world a favor with my acts,

Ignorance begets confidence, and you prove that theory is a fact!

To be a true scientist, you must possess a heart of stone,

But that doesn't mean send a child away to get his mother alone!

You can Thunderbolt me, freeze me in an ice beam and leave me Fire Blasted,

But I win this survival of the fittest, for I am the best adapted!

The revolutionary evolutionary, the world will never be the same,

Looks like I became the champion, bring me to the hall of fame!

Who Won?
 
13
 
8
 

The poll was created at 07:49 on February 22, 2015, and so far 21 people voted.