|Plato vs Aristotle|
|Release Date||March 15th, 2014|
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Plato vs Aristotle is the twenty-eighth installment of Intense Rap Battles of Craziness. It features Greek philosopher, Plato, rapping against another Greek philosopher, Aristotle. It was released on March 15th, 2014.
Look at Plato coming out of his closet in ridiculous attire,
Where your shoes are is something I really wish to inquire!
Though you may have looked up to the one and only Socrates,
What you've turned into philosophy is nothing but a mockery!
I know I studied at your school, but what was I even taught?
Nineteen years of your incessant talk, but who now has clearer thoughts?
I created the Golden Mean, the truth of life's true balance,
You'll be writing Apology part two after your lackluster rap talents!
Lackluster? Please! You've got a knockoff of my birth name,
The only one failing to provide is you in this rap game!
I also taught Logic, Ethics, Rhetoric, Religion, and Mathematics!
My dialogues were supreme and I'm finished with your antics!
Your dialogues? They were nothing but mind-numbing,
I'll put you to sleep, the end of your days shall be forthcoming!
You never had love, not even the kind that was Platonic,
Though you had wild theories on it, well, isn't that ironic?
Sorry, what was that? I was too busy thinking like always,
My rhymes are extravagant, leaving you nothing but amazed!
Yours have no original material, I'll call them the theory of forms!
People consider you a genius? How many functions can you perform?
You'll put me to sleep for sure, I mean your lectures? Yawn!
Stay out of my life and business and just go back to Macedon!
Does this battle need to continue, though the victor is rather obvious?
You're a fool, nothing special, you're just blinded by your cockiness!
My name means the "best purpose", why? Because I'm the best!
You chose the wrong career, but that has already been addressed!
The teacher of Alexander the Great? You're losing to him right now,
You understanding philosophy? You wouldn't understand Tao!
You may think that you're the best, but that's not what I say,
Your greatest achievement was inspiring the name of clay!
My raps are empirical and ruling like the views that you're against,
I've dropped a rap beating that was lyrically Intense!