|Neil Armstrong vs Galileo Galilei|
|Release Date||September 23rd, 2013|
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|Rappers||Galileo Galilei |
Neil Armstrong vs Galileo Galilei is the seventeenth installment of Intense Rap Battles of Craziness. It features Italian astronomer, Galileo Galilei, against American astronaut, Neil Armstrong. It was released on September 23rd, 2013.
I look through my telescope, and what catches my eye?
But a monkey in a marshmallow looking suit, my oh my!
I studied science for years while you just jumped into a ship,
Without all of my work, you'd likely be jobless!
Now I know you like to think you've accomplished so much, but don't kid yourself,
I believe the rumors, you're just a fraud and nothing else!
I'm the father of observational astronomy, what else can I say?
Come over here so I can kick your silly ass straight to the Milky Way!
All ready for launch, now I'll launch my raps at this fucking bum,
I have more knowledge of space than you in just one of my thumbs!
I was the first American to walk on the moon, how could you possibly beat that?
You can say the rumors are true, I served in the navy, I'm ready for combat!
I was known as a master of science, not just a man who went into space,
But looking at your beard, I can't really tell, have you even made it to first base?
You're not a shining star anyway, just a man who needs to be put in his place,
To stop with your damn crazy antics, and just get the hell out of my face!
I feel that retorting would barely be necessary due to how bad that was,
Why don't you go back into your little can with your lame partner, Buzz?
You lost the tip of your ring finger, were you rubbing your rocket too hard?
Next time you go to space, please say hi to Jean-Luc Picard!
This is over, you faggot! Obviously you're looking for too much closure,
Bringing a fictional character into this? Next time try to rap sober!
So you can say you're smarter than me, but I'll be taking you to class!
One small step for man, and one giant foot up your ass!