Mordecai vs

Mordecai vs. Twilight Sparkle - Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 1

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle
Soundcloud Cover
Battle Information
Release Date February 22, 2013
Number 1
Views <150,000
Length 1:53
Next Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines
Other Information
Actors SuperThingsOnCups
Maggie Marcus
Rappers Mordecai
Twilight Sparkle
Shining Armor

Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle is the first installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons. It features the lazy blue jay, Mordecai, against the magical learner, Twilight Sparkle. It was released on February 22, 2013.


SuperThingsOnCups as Mordecai and Shining Armor

Maggie Marcus as Twilight Sparkle



Ohhh no, it’s time to battle a pony,

I could play video games on a T.V made by Sony!

So you are a pony named after a movie about vampires,

Your pink friend is pyscho, and the orange one is a liar!

Even though I can’t fly and your blue friend can fly,

I’ll just cut her wings off and watch her die,

And I’ll turn her into burger meat, that’ll teach her,

for being such a douchebag and getting on my nerves!

Twilight Sparkle:Edit

Your friendship isn't magic, it’s just so cruel,

I could get my pet dragon and win this punchies duel,

Calm down little bird, go back to Fluttershy,

'Cause I think you got away and got high.

This place is Ponyville, which means no giant birds,

Princess Celestia tells you everything cause you never learned,

How much love can you get? I’m guessing none,

'Cause your personality is just a piece of horse dung.


I’m high, said the pony who has a pink friend,

That’s always smoking meth and it will be the end,

Of her! Sparkle? I bet that bell didn't rung

And by the end of the song i’ll just say yay-yuh!

Shining Armor:Edit

Hey, don’t you talk to my sister like that, I could kick your butt,

I wish you and your gay friend got sprayed by that skunk!

How can fight me? I am married and you’re not,

The elements of harmony will take you away from Canterlot!

Who Won?

The poll was created at 00:18 on January 11, 2015, and so far 8 people voted.