|Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle|
|Release Date||February 22, 2013|
|Next||Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines|
Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle is the first installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons. It features the lazy blue jay, Mordecai, against the magical learner, Twilight Sparkle. It was released on February 22, 2013.
Ohhh no, it’s time to battle a pony,
I could play video games on a T.V made by Sony!
So you are a pony named after a movie about vampires,
Even though I can’t fly and your blue friend can fly,
I’ll just cut her wings off and watch her die,
And I’ll turn her into burger meat, that’ll teach her,
for being such a douchebag and getting on my nerves!
Your friendship isn't magic, it’s just so cruel,
I could get my pet dragon and win this punchies duel,
Calm down little bird, go back to Fluttershy,
'Cause I think you got away and got high.
This place is Ponyville, which means no giant birds,
Princess Celestia tells you everything cause you never learned,
How much love can you get? I’m guessing none,
'Cause your personality is just a piece of horse dung.
I’m high, said the pony who has a pink friend,
That’s always smoking meth and it will be the end,
Of her! Sparkle? I bet that bell didn't rung
And by the end of the song i’ll just say yay-yuh!
Hey, don’t you talk to my sister like that, I could kick your butt,
I wish you and your gay friend got sprayed by that skunk!
How can fight me? I am married and you’re not,
The elements of harmony will take you away from Canterlot!