MARIO vs Sonic

MARIO vs Sonic.exe - Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 4

MARIO vs Sonic.exe
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Battle Information
Release Date December 10th, 2013
Number 4
Views <500,000
Length 2:29
Previous Herobrine vs Tails Doll
Next Jeff the Killer vs Jane the Killer
Other Information
Actors SuperThingsOnCups
Rappers M A R I O

Sonic.exe vs M A R I O is the fourth installment of Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta. It features the hacked video game creepypasta, M A R I O against the possessed video game creepypasta, Sonic.exe. It was released December 10th, 2013.


SuperThingsOnCups as M A R I O

RLYoshi as Sonic.exe


M A R I O:Edit

It's-a-me, MARIO! That's the name of the game!

Think I'm scared of you? HA! What a fucking shame!

I'll make your eyes not able to be found!

And play Hide and Seek, to not play the second round!

This is my Point of Advice: You're gonna fucking lose!

Tails, Knuckles, and Eggman are more scary than you!

There's no way out of here, so you can't fly away,

Go ahead and FIND ME, I'll just make THIS face!


It must be a sunny afternoon, feel the heat?

This jpeg was weak, so I'mma unleash the beast!

You two foot tall, round, plumber, I'm better than you,

So suck my wiener, aka, SMW,

M-A-R-I-O, you're a joke, bro, you blow,

I'm about to crunch you like Yoshi's binary code!

I'll rip off your moustache, stick it up your ass,

You're running too slow, bitch, I'll murder you fucking too fast!

M A R I O:Edit

Let's-a-go! I'm gonna stomp you hard like a Goomba!

Your game is boring, while mine is truely SUPA!

Just face the fact that I'm better than you,

At least my fucking story was ACTUALLY TRUE!

Welcome to the Yellow Switch Trail, you'll never get out fast!

I can make a thousand disses when I play in the grass!

It might be Mario's Suicide, but you're still gonna die,

You think you'll win, but is there anything I can do to change your mind?



Those bitches and me in the same sentence? What a riot!

I see you're looking for a win, here, just fucking try it!

Nobody in your realm can out-spook me,

All your friends will be dead on the quick count of three!

I see your life's a strife, but I don't need no knife,

I'm coming in fast, better hold on tight!

I'll find you, then I'll rip you up with my claws,

And rip off your head, and say I AM GOD!

Who Won?

The poll was created at 03:00 on December 19, 2014, and so far 12 people voted.