|George Lucas vs Stan Lee|
|Release Date||May 29th, 2013|
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|Rappers||George Lucas |
The saga begins with me against this worthless comic nerd,
When this is all over, I'll have your masked figures say word!
Captain America here is one of those old timey vets,
He's so ancient, I'm surprised he hasn't turned to dust yet!
You're nothing but a Marvel, mustached mutant,
I'll drop you harder than Stalin dropped the hammer on Rasputin!
Your birth name is ten times clever than all the shit you write about,
I'm George Lucas, I even took Gene Roddenberry out!
Big boy George looking like The Blob,
You sold your empire to Disney 'cause you couldn't finish a half-assed job!
Leia's buns and outfit were sure to bring in master Vader's!
You made so many people jobless, even Lando was less of a traitor!
I seriously need hyper-speed to sit through each one of your boring lame prequels,
I mean who the hell's dumb-ass idea to have the first saga as sequels?
Just looking at you, I see I've won this battle by far,
You spit such bad raps, you could hardly pass as Jar-Jar!
Meesa don't really give two shits about what you think,
Every character I created was a legend even Jar-Jar Binks!
You're one to talk, you sold to Disney before Lucas Arts,
Your movies are all hits and misses, where all mine top charts!
Oh, you triumphed with Marvel, that's Fantastic Four, 'ya,
When you were even slacking off, doodling in the war, huh?
I'll take your Iron Man, crush him like an aluminum can,
You're my little bitch now, not even considered Stan "The Man"!
Rhymes, gibberish, they were talking backwards like Yoda,
Start eating healthy, tubby, lay off on that fat junk-food and soda!
The Clone Wars is now in it's what? Fifth shitty season?
That's a diss on its own, do I need another reason?
I knew you'd sell to Disney, even using the voice of Mufasa,
So get your ass back on the Millennium Falcon and fuck off with Chewbacca!
My spidey senses are tingling, I can tell that you suck,
You call me old, but I'm a hero, and I don't give a flying fuck!