Finn vs Dipper Pines - Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 2

Finn vs Dipper Pines - Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 2

Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines
Soundcloud Cover
Battle Information
Release Date March 1st, 2013
Number 2
Views <300,000
Length 2:09
Previous Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle
Next Gumball and Darwin vs Robot and Monster
Other Information
Actors SuperThingsOnCups
Maggie Marcus
Rappers Dipper Pines
Finn the Human
Cameos Mabel Pines

Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines is the second installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons. It features protagonist of Adventure Time, Finn the Human against mystery solver of Gravity Falls, Dipper Pines. It was released on March 1, 2013.


SuperThingsOnCups as Dipper Pines

4411marioluigi as Finn the Human

Maggie Marcus as Mabel Pines (cameo)


Dipper Pines:Edit

It’s time to solve a mystery of your noodle arms,

Are you trying to get your own brother harmed?

Your hat looks like a bunny who’s really dumb,

My sister made a sweater for you, made out of Princess Bubblegum!

Adventure Time? It’s already noon,

If anyone in the Land of Ooo is a joke, it’s probably you,

This is Gravity Falls, guess what? You fell!

If I could say that you got kidnapped, I can’t even tell!

My hat looks like a normal one, yours looks fucking weird,

I’m still wondering, are you and Jake queer?

You smell like pork chops and bacon grease,

My sister’s pig will give you a disease.

Finn the Human:Edit

What time is it? Adventure Time,

You’re book is full of glob, now go and get better rhymes.

You are not mathematical like the Lich,

If you’re 12 years old, couldn’t your voice get the right pitch?

You are always wrong, to rhyme in this song,

Where is your Mom and Dad? That's right, they're gone!

Why is your book always upon?

Your hat, your dress, your underwear, GET ALONG!

I would put you and Mabel in the blendy,

While I go on a wild adventure with Wendy,

How about you taste Jake’s poisonous spaghetti,

Ready for round 2? Are you ready?

Dipper Pines:Edit

Who wants a lamby? I do! I do!

But if you never say where you came from, you will be sued,

Oh, you think that you will scare me? Even Mabel says,


Uhhhh.... what? Mabel, away!

Finn the Human:Edit

Watch your back cause you will be globbed,

Everytime you get rejected, you always sob,

While listening to Disco Girl, seriously? Wow.

One more rhyme to finish this rap battle, SHMOZOW!!

Who Won?

The poll was created at 01:21 on January 11, 2015, and so far 5 people voted.