|Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines|
|Release Date||March 1st, 2013|
|Previous||Mordecai vs Twilight Sparkle|
|Next||Gumball and Darwin vs Robot and Monster|
|Actors||Matthew Thomas |
|Rappers||Dipper Pines |
Finn the Human
Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines is the second installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons. It features protagonist of Adventure Time, Finn the Human against mystery solver of Gravity Falls, Dipper Pines. It was released on March 1, 2013.
It’s time to solve a mystery of your noodle arms,
Are you trying to get your own brother harmed?
Your hat looks like a bunny who’s really dumb,
My sister made a sweater for you, made out of Princess Bubblegum!
Adventure Time? It’s already noon,
If anyone in the Land of Ooo is a joke, it’s probably you,
This is Gravity Falls, guess what? You fell!
If I could say that you got kidnapped, I can’t even tell!
My hat looks like a normal one, yours looks fucking weird,
I’m still wondering, are you and Jake queer?
You smell like pork chops and bacon grease,
My sister’s pig will give you a disease.
Finn the Human:Edit
What time is it? Adventure Time,
You’re book is full of glob, now go and get better rhymes.
You are not mathematical like the Lich,
If you’re 12 years old, couldn’t your voice get the right pitch?
You are always wrong, to rhyme in this song,
Where is your Mom and Dad? That's right, they're gone!
Why is your book always upon?
Your hat, your dress, your underwear, GET ALONG!
I would put you and Mabel in the blendy,
While I go on a wild adventure with Wendy,
How about you taste Jake’s poisonous spaghetti,
Ready for round 2? Are you ready?
Who wants a lamby? I do! I do!
But if you never say where you came from, you will be sued,
Oh, you think that you will scare me? Even Mabel says,
Uhhhh.... what? Mabel, away!
Finn the Human:Edit
Watch your back cause you will be globbed,
Everytime you get rejected, you always sob,
While listening to Disco Girl, seriously? Wow.
One more rhyme to finish this rap battle, SHMOZOW!!