Dan vs Pinkie Pie
Soundcloud Cover
Battle Information
Release Date March 15th, 2013
Number 4
Views N/A
Length 2:23
Previous Gumball and Darwin vs Robot and Monster
Next Spongebob Squarepants vs Stewie Griffin
Other Information
Actors SuperThingsOnCups
Maggie Marcus
Rappers Dan
Pinkie Pie
Dan vs Pinkie Pie is the fourth installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons. It features tourettes guy, Dan against the pink party pony, Pinkie Pie. It was released on March 15th, 2013. The video and audio has been removed.


SuperThingsOnCups as Dan

Maggie Marcus as Pinkie Pie



It's the end of your times!

Your parties, your gator and your chance to rhyme.

Your cupcakes are bad, now buy me lunch,

And if you don't do it, you will get punched!

I'm glad that you had to work on a farm of rocks,

Party time? No, it's late-o-clock.

I don't care! I would break a Pinkie promise,

To see you get extremely pissed!

Pinkie? Well you're not the only thing pink.

Admit it, you're a lesbo, who's looking to kink.

I was just getting warm, so it's time to begin,

The Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons history!

Oh you have to pee? Well I'm not letting you in,

Is being addicted to party goods? No, it's a sin!

If you worked on a party farm, you wouldn't get more bark,

If it weren't for Dashie, you wouldn't have a cutie mark!

Pinkie Pie:Edit

My Pinkie Sense is kicking in cause you're just a jerk,

Take a shower cause you smell like birds and apple turds.

Oh you want this sandwich? Well now it's mine,

You're just having a crazy fit, now go and cry.

You just need to rap, Pinkie Pie style,

I'm a strawberry shortcake, you're just an old file.

You battled traffic, I battled my clones,

You'll get no girls at the end of the song cause you're in the friend zone.

You're acting crazy cause you're learning Lesson Zero,

You're battling pathetic thing, you're no ones hero.

Shut your mouth or you will be baked,

Frosted, and sprinkled into my delicious cupcakes!


Move the fuck out the way!

I could do anything than Dan vs FIM today!

'Cause I could do anything I can do, so I'm gonna break the rules,

Nobody is gonna be invited in the Party of One, oh stupid you!

Pinkie Pie:Edit

I'll make a seizure party so you will trip balls,

By the end of the song, I'll break you like the fourth wall.

You think your buddy is better than the Mane 6, yes us?

You'll be sucking my PARTY CANNON PENIS!

Who Won?

The poll was created at 17:24 on January 12, 2015, and so far 5 people voted.