|Dan vs Pinkie Pie|
|Release Date||March 15th, 2013|
|Previous||Gumball and Darwin vs Robot and Monster|
|Next||Stewie Griffin vs Spongebob Squarepants|
|Actors||Matthew Thomas |
Dan vs Pinkie Pie is the fourth installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons. It features tourettes guy, Dan against the pink party pony, Pinkie Pie. It was released on March 15th, 2013. The video and audio has been removed.
It's the end of your times!
Your parties, your gator and your chance to rhyme.
Your cupcakes are bad, now buy me lunch,
And if you don't do it, you will get punched!
I'm glad that you had to work on a farm of rocks,
Party time? No, it's late-o-clock.
I don't care! I would break a Pinkie promise,
To see you get extremely pissed!
Pinkie? Well you're not the only thing pink.
Admit it, you're a lesbo, who's looking to kink.
I was just getting warm, so it's time to begin,
The Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons history!
Oh you have to pee? Well I'm not letting you in,
Is being addicted to party goods? No, it's a sin!
If you worked on a party farm, you wouldn't get more bark,
If it weren't for Dashie, you wouldn't have a cutie mark!
My Pinkie Sense is kicking in cause you're just a jerk,
Take a shower cause you smell like birds and apple turds.
Oh you want this sandwich? Well now it's mine,
You're just having a crazy fit, now go and cry.
You just need to rap, Pinkie Pie style,
I'm a strawberry shortcake, you're just an old file.
You battled traffic, I battled my clones,
You'll get no girls at the end of the song cause you're in the friend zone.
You're acting crazy cause you're learning Lesson Zero,
You're battling pathetic thing, you're no ones hero.
Shut your mouth or you will be baked,
Frosted, and sprinkled into my delicious cupcakes!
Move the fuck out the way!
I could do anything than Dan vs FIM today!
'Cause I could do anything I can do, so I'm gonna break the rules,
Nobody is gonna be invited in the Party of One, oh stupid you!
I'll make a seizure party so you will trip balls,
By the end of the song, I'll break you like the fourth wall.
You think your buddy is better than the Mane 6, yes us?
You'll be sucking my PARTY CANNON PENIS!