Assassin's Creed vs

Assassin's Creed vs. Hitman - Video Game Rap Battle

Assassin's Creed vs Hitman
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Battle Information
Release Date January 25th, 2016
Number 13
Views 200,000+
Length 3:08
Previous Freddy Fazbear vs Slenderman
Next Mario vs Sonic
Other Information
Actors Cameron Greely
JT Machinima
Kevin Krust
AJ Pinkerton
Rappers Ezio Auditore
Agent 47
Desmond Miles
Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad
Cameos Niccolò Machiavelli

Assassin's Creed vs Hitman is the 13th installment of Video Game Rap Battles. It features cloned bounty hunter, Agent 47 against Renaissance era assassin, Ezio Auditore. It was released January 25th, 2016.


Cameron Greely as Ezio Auditore

JT Machinima  as Agent 47 (Audio)

JackieBearMC as Agent 47 (Video)

Kevin Krust as Desmond Miles

AJ Pinkerton as Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad

JMB as Niccolò Machiavelli (cameo)


Ezio Auditore:Edit

Lived my life the best I could, not knowing it's purpose,

My family executed, and my rage had been surfaced,

Ten years hunting the men responsible, and I'm close to an end,

All that's left is to finish this failed experiment!

Silencio, 47! Do not fall to illusion,

To chose what is true is what makes me a human!

Not some clone, a slave! Nothing but Ort-Meyer's pet,

Such a sellout there's a bar-code tattooed on your head!

Machiavellian regime, the ends justify my means,

This is a Renaissance of rap, but there's no need to kill the preist!

Victory? Absolute! Sharper than a hidden knife,

Thoughts Niccolò?

Niccolo Machiavelli:Edit

Kill him, mentor.


Good advice.

You don't belong to this world, you are just a mistake,

A bigger one than your film, I'd leave you burning at the stake!

Yes I'm Ezio, Auditore! There's never been a grander story,

Do not test me, 47! Or at least try not to bore me.

Agent 47:Edit

Names are for friends, so there's no need for introduction,

Here's a Revelation: Your life is built on royal corruption!

It'll be a quick death, dump your body in a crate,

When I drop rhymes harder than Unity's framerate!

Master of disguise, but there's no need to hide,

When you've got the power of five evil masterminds!

I get Blood Money, this is what I do,

A Silver Baller on the mic, aiming right at you!

It don't take Instinct to see you shouldn't start a war with me,

You avenge your family? The contract's my priority!

I'm a perfect Hitman, you're a glorified crook,

I get more entertainment from a history book!

I can take more pain than any human can bear,

You want a piece of me? I've got an extra chromosone to spare!

You're a Renaissance man? Ha! I'm making you bleed!

Keel over for God, and that's the Assassin's Creed!

Desmond Miles:Edit

Desyncronized for now, but I know what I need to do,

I don't need Animus to understand I'll beat you!

I am an Assassin! I'm not afraid of my past anymore,

And we'll have to go deeper to find the wind we're looking for.

Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad:Edit

Name's Altaïr, there's never been an aggressor better,

Cut your throat, collect your blood on an eagle feather!

My lineage marks the greatest Brotherhood in history,

Nothing is True, except for this Assassin's Creed victory!

Agent 47:Edit

Sorry to put an end to your endevour,

I won't be intimidated by a bartender behind a projector!

I live in the present, something you should admire!

If you wanna get caught up in the past, then taste my fiberwire!

This game is amusing, but getting older by the minute,

We'll see how far it can fly when I clip the wings off this pigeon!

Took a Leap of Faith trying to step up perfection,

From now on, the Creed will be a dead man's recollection!

Who Won?

The poll was created at 16:12 on January 24, 2016, and so far 34 people voted.

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